Poker Superstars
Phil Hellmuth
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Catgirl Plays Strip Poker Alone |
 Ever wondered what would happen if a hot naked girl showed up at a poker tournament to try to play in the buff against her opponents? Thoughts of this kind have probably fueled several middle-aged small stack shover’s late night poker fantasies, though as far as I know, it wasn’t until this past week that something of such sensation actually came true. Yes, it was at the PartyPoker World Open that a 23 year old Russian contortionist known as Catgirl showed up fully naked to play her first heat. And guess what? She didn’t have a poker belly.
The only problem with all this poker dream talk is that the entities that be, that is, Channel 5, who will be airing the event later for television, created and enforced a stern ‘no nudity’ rule at the poker table, forcing Ms. Catgirl back into some level of clothedness. Though really all that meant for her was a suit of body paint. See here:
As if you give a crap, there were a few other major tournament players there to compete with the semi-veiled poker sex beauty, including Surinder Sunar, Devilfish, Ian Woodley and John Tabatabai.
And yet another problem, Catgirl has a Catman: "This heat is going to bring a new dimension of glamour to TV poker, which can often be dominated by not quite so attractive male poker faces. Who wouldn't want to watch the flushing face of the Devilfish as he tries to get a read on Catgirl's body language, then tries to bluff this lady in the buff, this will be must watch TV Poker." They have made it clear that poker TV ratings are important, and are happy to try and boost them.
Catgirl had a bit to say for herself: "I've played poker for two years now and have had a lot of success in high stakes cash. Poker is about entertainment as well being a very serious business, I want to go forward as a professional player, so why not give the world something to talk about - There is a lot at stake, but I want to have some fun and if it is my lucky day, then the sky's the limit. I am grateful to my sponsors PokerTrillion for giving me this opportunity, I am playing to win."
I mean, I have to agree. How can you not agree? So much of poker salesmanship these days seems to be aimed at ‘hot’ ladies half naked in certain aspects leading the guys to have something to look at besides each other. Why not let it go?
I say keep it real and let the broadcast worry about sticking black spots over the unairable parts.
PokerTrillion CEO Andy Pryah said "Catgirls heat is like a who's who of poker, she's going to need to have all her talent on display if she's going to take down this table. Let's just hope the likes of Flood and Devilfish don't decide to go topless!"
Poker should be fun. Let’s have fun. Free nudity doesn’t hurt, and you don’t even have to win a strip poker hand to get her to take it off.
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